SP Eng.Cor 2011

Task-1

Instruction        : Write a summary of meeting

Submission day: Saturday, July 23 2011

Task-2

Instruction         : Write a sales letter to promote your students organization

Submission day: Monday, July 25 2011

Task-3

Instruction        : You are the general manager of XYZ factory, write a memo to marketing manager. Topic is free

Submission day: Tuesday, July 26 2011

Task-4 (final test)

Instruction         : 1. After graduating from this college, you want to continue your study abroad, write a letter of application, please attach your complete CV

2.You just bought a new laptop via online shopping, unfortunately you received that laptop under a condition that the system can not run properly. Write a letter of complaint for it

Submission day: Thursday, July 28 2011

NOTE: For task 3 and 4, when you send me an email please name the subject of your email by certain task, foe example, to: m_alhafizh@yahoo.com/subject: Task-1

I know this lawyer

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a rising big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?”

She again replied, “Why, yes I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He’s lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him.”

At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, “If either of you asks her if she knows me, you’ll be in jail within 3 minutes!”

Untuk para pencari ilmu

Cintailah ilmu dengan sangat cinta, karena ilmu adalah salah satu anugerah terindah dari Allah. Rasul bersabda; Jika Allah menghendaki kebaikan bagi seorang hamba, Allah akan memberikan kepadanya ilmu/pemahaman agama. Kemalasan menuntut ilmu adalah awal kebodohan, kebodohan adalah tanda kematian hati nurani, terbunuhnya kehidupan, dan membusuknya usia.

  Jika anda menginginkan semangat yang tetap prima, tuntutlah ilmu dengan sungguh dan raihlah pencerahan, maka anda pun akan mendapati kecemasan, depresi dan kesedihan akan meninggalkan anda.

A Religious Hunter

A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a large and steep hill.  Thinking that perhaps there would be bear on the other side of the hill, he climbed up the steep incline and, just as he was pulling himself up over the last outcropping of rocks, a huge bear met him nose to nose.

The bear roared fiercely. The man was so scared that he lost his balance and fell down the hill with the bear not far behind. As he tumbled down the hill, the man lost his gun. When he finally stopped at the bottom, he found that he had a broken leg.  Escape was impossible and so the man, who had never been particularly religious (in fact this just happened to be a Sunday morning), prayed, “God, if you will make this bear a Christian I will be happy with whatever lot you give me for the rest of my life.”

The  bear was no more than three feet away from the man when it stopped dead in its tracks… looked up to the heavens  quizzically… and then fell to its knees and prayed in a loud voice, “O Lord, bless this food of which I am about to partake.”

Even though the world seems like it’s falling down around you, never lose hope. There is always a light amidst the darkness. Just follow your heart and let it guide you to where you want to be.

Author:

 Muhd.Al-Hafizh,SS.

E_mail               : m_alhafizh@yahoo.com

Office                  : Jurusan Bahasa dan Sastra Inggris FBSS UNP Padang

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